Butt Blogger

Do not panic! You are not seeing things. That is ACTUALLY the size of Mz. Booty’s booty. It is so big, so large and so bulbous that we took turns sitting on the shelf of her ass. That’s what you call a power-booty. When we saw this trampoline, we had to have her jump on it just so we could watch her giant cheeks jiggle. And we weren’t the only ones. Blackzilla, aka Shane Diesel was nearby and when he got an eyeful of Mz. Booty’s goodies he had to have a piece. Believe us when we say, Mz. Booty didn’t mind. “I’ve got all this ass and he has all that cock, so we were a natural fit,” giggles Mz. Booty. “I just told him to slide that monster dick in my pussy and hang on to my ass cheeks for the ride of his life.” We are sure you took him to Pleasure Town, Mz. Booty. Now take us, too!

This is Kaleah’s first appearance in the mag, but she has made her presence known to our readers in the ass-tastic flick Worship Dat Ass and in the last few issues as our featured “Ass For Cash” ad girl. Hailing from the West side, Kaleah is a California dream with a beautiful face, slim waist and an ass that you want to bury your face in.

Some girls like to jog and some girls like to do yoga, but it takes a helluva workout to get a big booty looking tight and oh, so right. That’s why Keyona Kay hops off that treadmill and starts shakin’ her big, round caboose and then she gets naked and plugs her chocolate cunt with a toy. “Once I start makin’ my ass wiggle and jiggle it’s time for me to make my pussy cream. I can’t help it if I get horny when I dance. But I am sure you don’t mind watching me cum, right Baby?” Keyona, we just think it’s great that your name rhymes with, “We wanna bone ya.”

If we saw your hot ass on the beach, we’d check you out, too. Does knowing you’re being watched turn you on? “I love being watched. Ever since I can remember, I’ve liked male attention. It just makes me horny. If I am out and about, I will wear some scandalously short shorts and just wait for the first pervert who sees me to try to holler. When I know that someone is checking me out, my pussy starts tingling and I get nice and wet. I can’t help it.

Welcome to BootyLicious, Mina. Your ass is bubble-tastic. Who’re you waiting for in that sexy blue outfit? “Thanks for the welcome. I’m not waiting for anyone in particular, I just like to dress up because it makes me feel sexy. I wear scandalous undies like this all the time, just in case. You never know when the next booty call could come in so I like wearing sexy underwear at all times so I am always ready to fuck. Wearing frilly outfits like this makes me feel like I am a present, waiting to be unwrapped and tapped by some fly guy. I like to film myself fucking in all my sexy outfits, too.”

Be prepared for this plump rumba rump to bowl you over. Straight from Puerto Rico comes blonde mami, Lizzy Aguilar. When we say she is straight from the Isle of Enchantment, we mean it. Lizzy answered our ad to be a booty model and we imported this ass just for you. She barely speaks English, but she makes up for it in the international language of ass shaking. Watch this sexy mamacita shake her hips, ass, and then massage her clit. And when she lets out a heavily accented, “Are you ready for me, Papi,” we are pretty sure you are going to spring your sperm across the room.

You sound like the perfect woman, Candi. You’re a freak and we love that.
“Honey, I don’t see nothing wrong with being a freak. I am proud of being a nasty ass bitch in the bedroom. The men I fuck love that about me. They get tired of fucking bony bitches who don’t know how to lay it on”.

Stacey Foxx has a bubble that means trouble. She loves to shake that ass and show you what she is working with. That’s why when she hears about an audition to be a video vixen, she shows up in a skimpy, little thong. She is ready to be a star, but little does she know that the star of this video is this white rapper right here. He doesn’t want her to shake her ass…he wants to blast dat ass. Watch as he works over Stacey’s fine ass and gives her a mouthful of his white lightning. She may not ever be a video vixen but Stacey sure does make one hell of a porn star!

Candace, you look like the kind of girl who erects a building or a cock with just one look. You have a great pair of tits and a full, jiggling ass that we’d like to spank! “Thank you. It is a nice ass, huh? I love my ass. Guys usually forget that I am packing a serious ass because they are so fixated on my tits. But it makes for a nice surprise when they turn me around and come face to face with my sweet ass. But they shouldn’t get too excited, because while I am happy to let them grab my ass, kiss my ass and lick my ass, no one is tapping this ass. That is off limits.”

For all of you that want to know how to make a rap video and become a world-famous hip hop star…just follow in the footsteps of this white dude right here. You see, this guy, who goes by the rap name of “Thunder Ted” knows that it isn’t about how talented you are or even about how much money you make. It isn’t even about the music, man. What it is about is ass. You see, if you have a hot chick with an amazing ass in your rap video, you are pretty much set. That is why he cast Stacey Foxx in his video. This chick has curves in all the right places and is a true representative for slim-waisted, bubble-butted women everywhere. To tell you the truth, with an ass like Stacey’s, it wouldn’t matter what kind of music was playing in the background. We’d be fans, regardless.